Questions I've Asked Myself Since I Turned 40
Below is a list of questions I have been asking myself since I turned 40. Have you asked yourself any of these questions? · Am I bloated or is that fat? · What is that line on my forehead and how did it get there? · Should I get smaller bras or better straps? Why am I so tired? · Do I actually look closer to 50 than closer to let’s say 45? · Why does it hurt when I bend down? · Why does it hurt when I turn my head this way? · Why does everything hurt? · Is it hot in here or is it just me? · What’s foreplay? · How come I can’t remember something that happened 5 minutes ago? · What just happened? · Are those bags under my eyes or did someone stick Plato on my face when I was sleeping? · Is grey my real hair colour? · How hard can it be to lose 5lbs? · When was the last time someone called