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Questions I've Asked Myself Since I Turned 40

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Below is a list of questions I have been asking myself since I turned 40. Have you asked yourself any of these questions? ·           Am I bloated or is that fat? ·           What is that line on my forehead and how did it get there? ·           Should I get smaller bras or better straps?          Why am I so tired? ·           Do I actually look closer to 50 than closer to let’s say 45? ·           Why does it hurt when I bend down? ·           Why does it hurt when I turn my head this way? ·           Why does everything hurt? ·           Is it hot in here or is it just me? ·           What’s foreplay? ·           How come I can’t remember something that happened 5 minutes ago? ·           What just happened? ·           Are those bags under my eyes or did someone stick Plato on my face when I was sleeping? ·           Is grey my real hair colour? ·           How hard can it be to lose 5lbs? ·           When was the last time someone called