Questions I've Asked Myself Since I Turned 40

Below is a list of questions I have been asking myself since I turned 40. Have you asked yourself any of these questions?

· Am I bloated or is that fat?

· What is that line on my forehead and how did it get there?

· Should I get smaller bras or better straps?

· Do I actually look closer to 50 than closer to let’s say 45?

· Why does it hurt when I bend down?

· Why does it hurt when I turn my head this way?

· Why does everything hurt?

· Is it hot in here or is it just me?

· What’s foreplay?

· How come I can’t remember something that happened 5 minutes ago?

· What just happened?

· Are those bags under my eyes or did someone stick Plato on my face when I was sleeping?

· Is grey my real hair colour?

· How hard can it be to lose 5lbs?

· When was the last time someone called me “Babe?”

· Is that going to happen every time I sneeze?

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