Why More Women Should Shake Their Booty Like I Shake Mine

Letās be clear on this ā I have no booty. I wear menās āLow Waist Leviāsā and I donāt have a waist. My pants therefore fall down. I wear belts but they are of little use ā sort of like carrying a goldfish home from the pet store in a plastic bag ā thatās not what the bag is for and thatās not where the fish is supposed to live and that has no relevance to anything I am saying. Here are the Top 9 (couldnāt think of 10) Tips on how you can shake your booty like I shake mine and I strongly advise you do not follow any of these suggestions. 9 ā Ditch those big leather purses with the studs and giant zippers and put on a knapsack. It fits conveniently on your back and you can carry it without carrying it. Also you can fit a lot in it because of its depth and you can even have a water bottle handy. 8 ā Stop with the make-up, most especially the lip liner and the lip stick. Itās a mess. It ends up all over your coffee cup and other peopleās faces when you kiss them. You...